Q1. Do we need another blog?
A1: Absolutely not.
Q2. Do I care about your blog?
A2: No.
Q3: Should I care about your blog?
A3: No.
Q4: Why don't we need another blog?
A4: Most blogs are written by people who either a) proclaim to be an expert about something, and/or b) think they lead interesting lives. It is a proven fact that I know everything about everything already, and lead a life that makes Richard Branson look like a wallflower. So, there is no need on my part to proclaim or think anything.
Q5: So why the blog then?
A5: Pure narcissism. If you happen to find my postings funny, then you are a seriously warped person. You also probably smell good and I would like you if I met you. If you happen to be offended by my postings, then you are an idiot. You probably wear orthopedic shoes and I wouldn't like you if I met you. Plus, I want to make sure that I can never run for office (damn the internet!)
Q6: What is the meaning of "interstitial"?
A6: Pertaining to, situated in, or forming interstices.
Q7: Why are the colors of the Irish flag green, orange and white?
A7: The green represents the Catholics, the orange the Protestants, and the white the (hope for) peace between them.
Q8: How can I be an awesome, popular, funny, handsome blogger, just like you?*
A8: You can't.
*no one has ever asked me this
Q9: What is your sign?
A9: Astrology is for idiots.
